Mush up the Bass
statue of liberty. 127 years young. catholic. i love to read by candlelight lol (: im really tall for my age but i hit puberty early haha (: anything else just ask <3 (;
Whenever someone tells me a story they’ve already told me before I pretend I haven’t heard it yet so they don’t feel stupid because I’m nice as fuck
The gorgeous and sensitive Chris Pine was here to talk about his Pine Nuts!
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Wow! I lost 10lbs in one week! How? I had to get up and close the door every time YOU FUCKING DIDNT
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YOU SHOULD FEEL ASHAMED OF YOURSELF FOR THAT PUN
- you have never seen your own face, only reflections and pictures
- something is always touching you
- you can always see your nose
- your tongue never sits comfortably in your mouth
- you will never feel something exactly the same way someone else does
- you can’t imagine a new colour
Why would you fucking do that
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don’t call me beautiful
i don’t care
call me intelligent
tell me my laugh is contagious;
that i made you smile
tell me i have something to offer
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Look at these pitbulls fighting. Scary
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if you see me laughing while texting there’s a 99.9% chance i’m laughing at a text message i sent because i’m equal parts vain and hilarious
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Amelia if you like.
Millie if you know me.
A smile if you like.
A hug if you know me.